Yeah, I don't even know what this song is called - but it's a doozy.

If I was to admit that I had a bit of a crush on Amy Grant circa "Baby Baby", it would a) virtually mark me out as some kind of nun-fancier, and b) reveal that I'm old enough to remember said record. So I certainly won't be doing that.

"No more lives torn apart, then no more wars would start," reckons Amy. Surely she's got the cause and effect a little muddled up there? But then I guess if you take into account America's foreign policy over the last- Um, sorry, thought I was on The Huffington Post there for a moment.

Anyway, as we're into the top 10, you can take it as read that if you make it through all three minutes and forty seconds of the gloop over the page you deserve an extended bout of misteltoe action from a nun this Crimbo.

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