I don't know what the hell this is. Loco Mia are a Spanish boy band (although this shower are hardly 'boys') who dress up like matadors, twirl fans and dance to sub-'90s backing tracks. This is an appalling slice of pop-pap, and check the guy who looks like Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen, fan blowing through his locks, who seems to rap "Locomia, get your body groovin', get up on the groove, get into the mood, get it? Locomia, get your body movin' and your knickers should be groovin' to the seat, you get me?" If this is what sells in Spain, East 17 should get over there fast!

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