OK, that's a bit flippant. But 8 Mile was supposed to be heavily autobiographical, wasn't it? But I don't suppose a film allows long paragraphs about how rubbish his Mum was. A heavily-publicised book will though!

But again - hasn't he covered a lot of this stuff in his music? I suppose what I'm trying to say is: Marshall, save the stuff about your childhood, if you don't mind. Instead give us the chance of some vicarious pop star thrills and tell us once and for all what pop starlets / actresses you have / haven't had cuddles with. Oh, and don't forget stories about drugs and guns and stuff. We want all that "eye of the hurricane" stuff, if you can remember any of it. Cheers.

UPDATE: Looks like this news came from a big-mouthed someone at Eminem's UK publisher who has now been properly told off. And maybe pistol-whipped.

[via NME]

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