Now, it's not a huge surprise that Michael Jackson is going to lose Neverland. Ever since that documentary that showed him blithely blowing thousands of dollars on paintings and vases that he's probably never even looked at again, it's kind of been a matter of time.

However, to call him a "former popstar", as NDTVMusic.com do in this report? There's something kind of heartbreaking in that. I mean, don't give up on him yet! Will.i.am still believes in him!

And if you're a rabid MJ fan, listen - don't bother leaving your enraged comments at the end of this post. Maybe spend your time and energy thinking up ways to try and raise the $24,525,906.61 your hero needs by March 19th. Otherwise he might just be coming to crash on your couch.

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