Cocaine and guns are good, aren't they? I consider my weekends a total bust if I haven't had many hours of fun with at least one of them, but obviously if I can squeeze both into my nightly trips to Wetherspoons that's all the better. If you're anything like me, you'd probably like to hang out with rap chaps La Coka Nostra, whose jaunty new song "That's Coke" espouses the joy of both the above accessories.

They all look like the slightly disposable ones in mob movies, but don't let that put you off as, despite lyrics you wouldn't let your mother within a 100 miles of, it's bona fide banger. You might not want to get a lift with them however, as they appear, on this track, to confess to hiding nose candy in freezer bags within their Ferrari. Boys boys boys, a little bit of discretion? If they get pulled over on the way to Wetherspoons they have only themselves to blame.

Check out "That's Coke" over the page. It contains lots of naughty rapper-style language, so don't say I didn't warn you or I will probably shoot you in the head.

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