"This song and video makes me want to punch an infant."

So says a YouTube commenter of this song. I'm glad they did, because it saves me from having to express a similar sentiment, the result of which would almost certainly be me shooting straight down to hell with no eggnog.

I mean, flipping heck. This one pulls out all the stops. Following yesterday's jolly little ode to death, this one amps up the tearjerkiness to 11 by incorporating the death of a parent, the grief of a child and the efforts of said nipper to buy his mum one last gift before the Grim Reaper carts her off. Merry Christmas!

Now, depending on whether you're a granite-hearted cynic (hi!) or the kind of person who tunes into Animal Hospital for a good weep, this song will either touch your heart or boil your blood. You can see the appropriately mushy video over the page.

Like I said, I fear eternal damnation if I slate it, so it's back to the YouTube commenters, where all human life can be found.

ejjeiip commented:

"Holy Crap! That was horrid."

funnybob12 replied:

"Holy crap! ur a craphead!!!!!!!!! u prolly didnt listen to the song. if u payed attention there are a lot of videos on this so if ur gonna post a bad comment then atleast say srry but u r bad but just a Holy crap! That was horrid is the roodest thing ever! and if ur chuech knew u said that they would prolly be shoked! so keep ur bad comments to urselfe !!!!!!!!!!!! thats just pure mean."

And there it is in a nutshell - the eternal battle between the evil yet literate, and the good yet apoplectic.

Come back tomorrow to discover what on earth could be worse than this:

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[image courtesy of lyrics.crossmap.com]

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